requested by: sdgwg
how am i not surprised about that haha
yknow i like to think that enjolras actually has some kind of wank schedule or something, coz obviously even masturbation is a very serious matter and it has to be neatly planned so he has enough time for it, especially since it helps him calm down and fall asleep. so yeah, just like he needs reminders to eat and drink and all, he also needs a reminder to maybe have a wank if things get him too wounded up so he can relax a bit
Enjolras has a wank Monday, Wednesday and Friday (sometimes Saturday too) at 10.00 precisely, and if he’s not done in fifteen minutes (sometimes he’s just not in the mood) then he leaves it and goes to bed. That doesn’t happen very often. He undresses, sits down on his bed, gets himself off in a rather clinical manner, cleans up, puts pyjamas on and then goes to sleep.
Then Grantaire comes along with his lovely voice and his deft hands and his stupid lovely face and his infuriating personality and Enjolras’ whole schedule is thrown out the window because now every day he spends a bit too much time with Grantaire he ends up having to lock himself in the bathroom to jerk off feverishly before the allotted wank time or on a day he doesn’t usually do it or it takes too long or he does it once and wants to do it again and then one day he finds himself moaning, of all things, and what’s worse is that he’s moaning Grantaire’s name and he feels all weird about it and the next day when he runs into Grantaire - he literally runs into him and has to reach out and grab his arm to steady himself - he can’t keep from blurting out “you’ve ruined masturbation for me” and at first Grantaire takes it the wrong way, he thinks Enjolras means he’s a boner killer or something and Enjolras is like “no I used to have a routine, I used to know what was going to happen when I got off and you come along with your beautiful smile and your stupid fucking laugh and now I have no control over my own cock and it’s all your fault” and Grantaire is a bit flummoxed but says something ridiculous like “would you like me to have control over your cock for tonight to see how that works out?” and Enjolras almost passes out.
(spoiler alert: they frick frack.)
It’s not De-Void, it’s DiGiorno aka you can’t tell me this isn’t what the episode is about. [inspired by this]
Idina greeting fans and signing autographs after the first If/Then preview (x)
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and you’re like “i hope you’re fucking happy now, i’m doing this for you”